COME AT ME BRO

COME AT ME BRO

(Source: t0xemia, via a-gaping-hindu-prostate)

scrotumcoat:

blameaspartame:

no remaining alternative

she was trapped

scrotumcoat:

blameaspartame:

no remaining alternative

she was trapped

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via a-gaping-hindu-prostate)

digitallyimpaired:

digitallyimpaired:

if i dont get an a+ on this project

oh yeah and then theres this

digitallyimpaired:

digitallyimpaired:

if i dont get an a+ on this project

oh yeah and then theres this

(via ragingraptors)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “I NEED TO SEE A PHOTO ID TO SELL YOU THESE CIGARETTES.”Bottom Text: “CUSTOMER HANDS YOU A PHOTO OF THEIR ID.”]
I wish I was kidding.
He pulled out his cell phone and showed me a photo of his passport and got mad at me when I told him no.



Troll level: OVER 9000

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “I NEED TO SEE A PHOTO ID TO SELL YOU THESE CIGARETTES.”

Bottom Text: “CUSTOMER HANDS YOU A PHOTO OF THEIR ID.”]

I wish I was kidding.

He pulled out his cell phone and showed me a photo of his passport and got mad at me when I told him no.

Troll level: OVER 9000

(Source: iguanamouth, via fyeahgeology)

the-mad-curator:

A Parisian apartment left untouched for over 70 years was discovered in the quartier of Pigalle a few summers ago and I’ve been meaning to share the pictures with you. Time to unlock the vault …

The owner of this apartment, Mrs. De Florian left Paris just before the rumblings of World War II broke out in Europe. She closed up her shutters and left for the South of France, never to return to the city again. Seven decades later she passed away at the age of 91. It was only when her heirs enlisted professionals to make an inventory of the Parisian apartment she left behind, that this time capsule was finally unlocked.

The team that had the honor of opening what must have been a very stiff old lock for the first time in 70 years, likened the experience to ‘stumbling into the castle of sleeping beauty’. The smell of dust, the cobwebs, the silence, was overwhelming; a once in a lifetime experience.

There is a further twist to the story. In the apartment a painting of familiar style was discovered of a beautiful woman in pink. One of the inventory team members suspected this might be a very important piece of treasure. Along with the painting, they also found stacks of old love letters tied with colored ribbon.

With some expert historical opinion, the ribbon-bound love letters were quickly recognized as the calling card of none other than Giovanni Boldini, one of Paris’ most important painters of the Belle Époque. The painting was his. The beautiful woman pictured in the painting was Mrs. de Florian’s grand-mother, Marthe de Florian, a beautiful French actress and socialite of the Belle Époque. She was Boldini’s muse. And, despite him being a married man, she was also his lover. The art world went a bit nutty for the whole story and the painting was later sold for $3 million at auction.

(via belongingtoanothertime)

ro-s-aspa-rks:

pluralisms:

miketrapp:

Seems accurate.

[literally puts dick in ryan’s ear]

TEARS.

ro-s-aspa-rks:

pluralisms:

miketrapp:

Seems accurate.

[literally puts dick in ryan’s ear]

TEARS.

(via stfuconservatives)